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Sep. 29th, 2010 10:22 pm
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For those of you on the Twonky filter, I'll post more about the Frog later this week. (and if you want on the filter, let me know!)

But for everyone else: What's the best and silliest ways that the following sentence can be completed:
"I like my [women/men] like I like my coffee:...

Current contenders, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] stealthmuffin and [livejournal.com profile] sen_no_ongaku and a generous helping of sleep deprivation:

"...available at the 7-11 for $1.99!"
"...carried over the mountains in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey!"
"...overpriced and topped with whipped cream!"
"...finely ground, steamed, and frothy!"


Any additions?

Date: 2010-09-30 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfox.livejournal.com
"... never after midday."

"... made fresh every morning."

"... shade-grown, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

Date: 2010-09-30 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anu3bis.livejournal.com
Sumatran?

Date: 2010-09-30 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entrochan.livejournal.com
I wanna be on the Twonky filter!

Date: 2010-10-02 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Ask and you shall receive...

Date: 2010-09-30 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wiredferret.livejournal.com
hot and bitter.

Date: 2010-09-30 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com
"...100% organic!"

"...single-source, sustainably grown, and fairly traded!"

"...never on an empty stomach."

Date: 2010-09-30 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heatmhub.livejournal.com
. . . fragrant and bright, with just a hint of chocolate.

Date: 2010-09-30 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heatmhub.livejournal.com
Twonky filter please! Looking forward to Sunday!

Date: 2010-10-02 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Yay Sunday! Yay filter! You should be able to see the next post now!

Date: 2010-09-30 03:55 am (UTC)
sovay: (Morell: quizzical)
From: [personal profile] sovay
Migraine-inducing.

(I can't do caffeine.)

Date: 2010-09-30 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ppaladin.livejournal.com
... Cold and generic

... Only in the morning

... Black, with lots of sugar

... Mass produced by a large corporation

... Old and stale

... Bitter

Date: 2010-09-30 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyscribe.livejournal.com
...prepared for me by an intern.

Date: 2010-09-30 12:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-30 11:56 am (UTC)
keshwyn: Keshwyn with the darkness swirling around her (Default)
From: [personal profile] keshwyn
Twonky filter please.

...brimming with natural flavor that's good to the last drop. Heh heh.

Date: 2010-10-02 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
It is done!

Date: 2010-09-30 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2h2o.livejournal.com
. . . to go.
. . . tall, skinny, and upside-down.
. . . chock full o' nuts.
. . . free all day in the break room.
. . . shat out by cats.
. . . forgotten on the roof of my car.

Date: 2010-09-30 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
Shat out by weasels. That makes it even better.

Date: 2010-09-30 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com
"...from a MACHINE!"

"...all natural; no additives."

"...able to make me quiver."

Date: 2010-09-30 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritseeker.livejournal.com
"...rich, hot, and never-ending."

or 's

"...light and bitter."

I'm so lucky!

Date: 2010-09-30 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritseeker.livejournal.com
Oh, and I definitely want in on the Twonky filter.

Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
You're in!

Date: 2010-09-30 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindways.livejournal.com
I'm not sure any of these are serious contenders over your first three, but:

...frozen and served with a spade!
...in large glasses or small cups!
...hot enough to cause second-degree burns!
...with lots of cream - no, more than that. Keep going. I'll tell you when, all right? Mmm, cream...
...with sludge at the bottom!
(Yeah, I went there. Ew.)

(And I think I'm already on the twonky filter, but if not, then yes please! :)

Date: 2010-10-02 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Yup, you're on it...I like the second-degree burns one a lot. Perhaps too much.

Date: 2010-09-30 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
"...freeze-dried and in individual packets!"

Date: 2010-09-30 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squirrelhaven.livejournal.com
"...smothered in milk and sugar until I can't taste the bitterness."

Date: 2010-09-30 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexybadpnomamma.livejournal.com
Twonky filter, please! (So I can lurk, even though I never post anymore.)

Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Twonky is go!

Date: 2010-09-30 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gtrout.livejournal.com
Twonky++!

And um, I can't think of anything that's funny and coffee-related right now. Oh, wait -- how about

...as intensely stimulating as possible.

Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Twonky it is, sirrah!


heh hee hee hee you said stimulating...

Date: 2010-09-30 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rissymonster.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure I'm pre-twonky'd, right?

Coffee:men/women rejoinders:
...bottomless
...sweet, hot and dark
...first thing in the morning (every morning), and sometimes as a mid-afternoon treat

Date: 2010-10-02 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Yup, you're on the filter. And I like the mid-afternoon treat...

Date: 2010-10-01 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
...with a shot of bourbon.
...weak and tepid.
...painful when dropped onto my crotch.
...invigorating.
...whipped.
...mouth-scaldingly hot.
...cold and left on the counter overnight. (oh god what does that even mean time to go to bed)

Date: 2010-10-01 01:19 am (UTC)
keshwyn: Keshwyn with the darkness swirling around her (Default)
From: [personal profile] keshwyn
Yay bourbon!

Date: 2010-10-01 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phaedrusdeinus.livejournal.com
... dried, then pulverized into a fine powder.
... with two lumps... and room for cream

Bah. Wit fails. But i seek the twonky filter, if i'm not already on it.

Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
Erm...I'm not entirely sure who you are! Details, please?

Date: 2010-10-02 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oops, sorry! I figured that since you were suddenly appearing in my friends feed that you had friended me in return.

This is G, spouse of Schreibergasse.

Date: 2010-10-02 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gaudynight78.livejournal.com
aargh, and then I went and replied without logging in ...

Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
You're there!

Date: 2010-10-01 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] g-me.livejournal.com
...sweet and creamy, if at all.


Also, +1 on Twonky please? Trying to absorb experiences of others before we get into the procreation game :-)

Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
And you're on Twonky! Should be able to see the next post now...

Date: 2010-10-01 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srisyadasti.livejournal.com
...lukewarm and day-old.

Date: 2010-10-03 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minyan.livejournal.com
Fresh?

French pressed?

Free trade?

Full-bodied, sweet and subtle?

Strong enough for a spoon to stand up in?

Tall, dark and perky?

With milk (and sugar)?

I'd love to be on the Twonky filter too. *hugs* to you all!

Date: 2010-10-03 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigerson.livejournal.com
you're on it now! enjoy!

Date: 2010-10-07 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietrich.livejournal.com
Ground up in the freezer.

And of course, if you're Eddie Izzard, COVERED IN BEES!!

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