I'm not sure any of these are serious contenders over your first three, but:

...frozen and served with a spade!
...in large glasses or small cups!
...hot enough to cause second-degree burns!
...with lots of cream - no, more than that. Keep going. I'll tell you when, all right? Mmm, cream...
...with sludge at the bottom! (Yeah, I went there. Ew.)

(And I think I'm already on the twonky filter, but if not, then yes please! :)