Seven sins, thirty seconds:

"You jerk! I hate you! But it's too much trouble to go over there and kick your sorry butt, despite the fact that I am so much cooler than you and could kick your butt better than anyone else has ever kicked it. Man, I wish I were as cool as Maxi, though. And I want his nunchucks. Sooo, anyways... c'mere, sexy. And bring chocolate. Lots of it."

...I'll join your cult!