"Dear sigerson:

Enclosed are copies of the letters we have sent to the embers of the Committee..."

Aw, dammit! How am I ever going to schedule a final meeting if she's already incinerated them?

I find myself writing copious notes in my new job, and constantly referring to our new boss, Ellice Lieberman, who kicks multiple kinds of ass, by her initials.

So my meeting notes are nigh-Biblical:

"EL wants docket complete by Tuesday. If not possible, consult EL for assistance."