it's sleepier than I am!

[sigerson]

My computer has, in the last two months, become so sloooooowwwww. Slow enough that it took it about twelve minutes to go from hibernate to active this morning.

I will bake a loaf of bread (or make an apple pie) for any person willing to come over and try to fix my poor slow laptop, Half-n-Clowns, in situ. Is it spyware? Viruses? programs not updated enough? something horrible and hardware-related that costs more than the computer itself?

Or maybe it just needs coffee. Do I pour it right on the keyboard or hook up a USB (Universal StarBucks) port?

Comments

[heef.livejournal.com]

I recommend using all of the following, because they each detect/remove spyware and malware that the others don't:

Norton AntiVirus
Ad-aware (free)
Spybot Search & Destroy (free)
Coolweb Shredder (free)
Windows Defender (free so long as your Windows copy is valid)
Windows Firewall or ZoneAlarm

Unfortunately, spyware and malware can install themselves, at times, through browser hijacks, VB scripts if you use Outlook, and other nasty ways, particularly if you're running without a firewall. You don't necessarily need to have downloaded much.

Defragmenting isn't really an issue - Windows does it itself these days.

Download the programs, install them all, run their internal update-to-most-recent-definitions things, then do the following:

• Reboot into Safe Mode (*not* with networking) by pressing F8 during the first part of your boot.
  
• Run each of the programs - set them to as thorough a search as they allow, and only run one at a time. Full virus scan, full adware scan, etc.
  
• Reboot.

If it's still slow, download HijackThis, which is a Windows registry, BHO, and DLL checker - all it does is detect what is running on your system when it boots up, runs IE, etc., and email me the results - I'm happy to look and see if there's anything else in there that needs Total Destruction.

[ppaladin.livejournal.com]

Heef's suggestions sound pretty comprehensive. I'd also volunteer to poke around in your computer at some point, if its still slow after running through his programs.

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Will do. In fact, I'll spend all of Saturday morning working on this. Thank you for the plan!

[heef.livejournal.com]

Any luck?