it's sleepier than I am!

[sigerson]

My computer has, in the last two months, become so sloooooowwwww. Slow enough that it took it about twelve minutes to go from hibernate to active this morning.

I will bake a loaf of bread (or make an apple pie) for any person willing to come over and try to fix my poor slow laptop, Half-n-Clowns, in situ. Is it spyware? Viruses? programs not updated enough? something horrible and hardware-related that costs more than the computer itself?

Or maybe it just needs coffee. Do I pour it right on the keyboard or hook up a USB (Universal StarBucks) port?

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[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

I'll come over. I ask for pie. Also, I can't get there until sometime next week, b/c of crazy schedule. Next Monday afternoon or Tuesday evening (Tuesday's better) both work.

I recommend the USB port rather than the direct keyboard method until then.

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Your pie will be baked Tuesday night! Give me details about time of arrival and we will work it out. Also, you rule.