INFANT HULK HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

[sigerson]

IF BOOBS ARE DENIED
WORLD KNOWS NO GREATER RAGE THAN
THAT OF TINY HULK

HULK WIGGLES NOT FROM JOY
BUT FROM CONTAINED SMASH WISH
CAN'T WAIT FOR LEG CONTROL

TINY PURPLE SHORTS
CAN BARELY HOLD HULK DIAPER
DOES HULK NEED PULL-UPS?

HOW INFANT HULK TRANSFORM?
WAYS TO ANGRY UP BABY:
TUMMY TIME IS BEST

Comments

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

Yay! I wish I were in the Berkshires right now watching tiny fists smash.

[nadyezhda.livejournal.com]

Oh. so true. So very, very true.

also, way to instantly make baby NOT sleepy: put him in swing!! My kids are weird!!