don't expect sense from the happy corner

[sigerson]

....Again, I have retired to the bloodletting center so they can take my platelets from me. And again, I feel compelled to post on LJ that evening.

I think blood loss makes me prone to irrelevant comment-ing.

More on some of those pondered topics later.

Instead, here are

1. Conan the Destroyer. I mean Governor. If his garb in CtD were made mandatory for all governors, nationwide. Romney in a loincloth. You know you want it.

which leads to
2.A truly horrific concept that stealthmuffin planted in my head recently: McLaughlin Group slashfic. Or worse, plain old NeoConservative slashfic. ("You're crazy, O'Reilly," breathed Ann Coulter, "crazy, but also...compelling.") No, that doesn't work. I just picture Bill O'Reilly shouting "Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!" at the climax of the fic.

I must do penance for that last thought.

3. A wish that hit me about sixty minutes in to my platelet donation. I really, really wanted the platelet-separating device to make a noise like trying to get the last bits of a McDonald's shake through a straw. *shluuuschschschluuuuuuuurp*

Comments

[sal-sal.livejournal.com]

Nailed the noise. Nailed it.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

It is hard to contemplate sex acts between people who never cease talking.

Also, you made my brain go all hurty inside.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

I just picture Bill O'Reilly shouting "Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!" at the climax of the fic.

Oh, that stung. I am now so sorry I ever planted that idea in your head. I must now clean my head out with sand.

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAAAAAA!!! Pass the sand, please.

[laobscuridad.livejournal.com]

Brain...trying to escape through ears....must...flee...