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Jun. 1st, 2004 09:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sigerson....Again, I have retired to the bloodletting center so they can take my platelets from me. And again, I feel compelled to post on LJ that evening.
I think blood loss makes me prone to irrelevant comment-ing.
More on some of those pondered topics later.
Instead, here are
1. Conan the Destroyer. I mean Governor. If his garb in CtD were made mandatory for all governors, nationwide. Romney in a loincloth. You know you want it.
which leads to
2.A truly horrific concept that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stealthmuffin planted in my head recently: McLaughlin Group slashfic. Or worse, plain old NeoConservative slashfic. ("You're crazy, O'Reilly," breathed Ann Coulter, "crazy, but also...compelling.") No, that doesn't work. I just picture Bill O'Reilly shouting "Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!" at the climax of the fic.
I must do penance for that last thought.
3. A wish that hit me about sixty minutes in to my platelet donation. I really, really wanted the platelet-separating device to make a noise like trying to get the last bits of a McDonald's shake through a straw. *shluuuschschschluuuuuuuurp*
I think blood loss makes me prone to irrelevant comment-ing.
More on some of those pondered topics later.
Instead, here are
1. Conan the Destroyer. I mean Governor. If his garb in CtD were made mandatory for all governors, nationwide. Romney in a loincloth. You know you want it.
which leads to
2.A truly horrific concept that
stealthmuffin planted in my head recently: McLaughlin Group slashfic. Or worse, plain old NeoConservative slashfic. ("You're crazy, O'Reilly," breathed Ann Coulter, "crazy, but also...compelling.") No, that doesn't work. I just picture Bill O'Reilly shouting "Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!" at the climax of the fic. I must do penance for that last thought.
3. A wish that hit me about sixty minutes in to my platelet donation. I really, really wanted the platelet-separating device to make a noise like trying to get the last bits of a McDonald's shake through a straw. *shluuuschschschluuuuuuuurp*
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Date: 2004-06-01 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-01 07:31 pm (UTC)Also, you made my brain go all hurty inside.
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Date: 2004-06-01 07:58 pm (UTC)Oh, that stung. I am now so sorry I ever planted that idea in your head. I must now clean my head out with sand.
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Date: 2004-06-02 09:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-02 06:17 am (UTC)