I'll huff, and I'll puff...

Rumors that I am descending upon Haiti and Jamaica, threatening damage to property and livestock, are currently exaggerated.

Rumors that I will increase in strength as I pull away from Venezuela are to be ignored.

Rumors that I have found some undetected strength should be taken with a grain of salt.

Rumors that I may lose a source of low-level moisture and be considerably weaker than forecast are certainly irrelevant.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled evening. I have some humidity to distribute. Remember, it's not the heat; it's me.