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Song lyrics meme!
Here are the rules:
--Pick a song everyone knows.
--Take the lyrics to babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr) and translate English to German to French to English.
--Copy out the result and give clues and see who can guess the song.

Number one!
He was once I was falls in love, but I did not fall now only except there am anything the fact that I can make for A the total black-out of the heart he was was once there in my life easily but does not give now it only to love in the darkness anything I can the total black-out of A of the heart say.

Number two!
I alone find me with my boss at the telephone, who thinks of you, until he hurts me, white you hurts too much, but, us still can tortured, and tore up I wishes I your smile carry could, and my heart during periods, where my life feels so low her me stimuli to believe what could not tomorrow bring, if today really does not know, white I is real everything outside of the love I without in such a way you lost I to know the fact that you were good faith for, whether length is I everything outside of the love which me without you is that I not too much in delay to be can for hiré

Really, neither of these are very hard if you know me well.

And now, ( things that suck. )

EDIT: The answers are here ( hiding under a cut tag. )

What has to be the finest Flash-enhanced book report ever.

How to Kill a Mockingbird

I have to admit, I don't remember this version. Maybe Ms. Lee has seen fit to rewrite it.

Work-safe, though not if you're drinking anything.


...Once "The Final Countdown" started playing, I just lost it...

I spent the entire day yesterday at Six Flags Great America.

First a note of great sadness for absent friends, both those near and far to Wisconsin, who couldn't make it. We shall have to do similarly silly things another time. Soon.

Now, on to the best of it.

Thesis statement: Roller coasters may not be better than sex, but the best ones are damn close.

Argument:
1. Riding the American Eagle (standard wooden roller coaster, backwards and forwards tracks) backwards in the very last seat, so all you see are the tracks wooshing out in front of you.
2. Getting my head smacked around in the Iron Wolf standing ride. Not overall good.
3. Being a scared little wussy girl and not riding the Superman ride, which suspends you and has you going headfirst--a la Superman, duh--through many loops. I don't like resting all my weight on my chest or on the harness. Just don't like it.
4. Riding the Raging Bull twice. Twice. Twice. Yes! Yes! The longest drop in the park, the longest RIDE in the park, and the best spins and turns possible. So very very good. And the second time we rode it was at night.
5. Lines that are less than fortyfive minutes make everything better.
6. Did I mention we rode the Raging Bull twice?


Corollaries:
A. Funnel cakes.
B. Caramel apples.
C. Churros.
D. Sodee-pop.

In conclusion: Roller coasters make me very very happy. I must now conserve my neck and back such that I can ride them until I am eighty.

Discuss.

My sibling, sal_sal, has been nominated to Prom Court! This means that she gets to process around, walk funny, get roses...and possibly end up as Prom Queen.

Whoa.
Mad props to the sibling.