one thousand blank white cards

Some time ago, we played a few rounds of this. The rules are simple: everybody starts by drawing about 10-15 cards, writing point values or instructions or whatever on them. Then you shuffle the whole deck together, set a few base rules, and play. It's pretty random, and can be hilarious or blah depending on inspiration. Some of the best are cards that interact--scalding hot tea is -10, but +20 if you have a teapot, e.coli affects all food cards, if "I'm So Hungry I Might Die" is played after "WingIt" then Mike dies and whoever has Mike's Stuff wins the game.

Today, while cleaning up, I found them. And then I scanned my favorites.
( a whole lotta pictures under here )