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stealthmuffin has made me a Choose Your Own Adventure!

I have no idea how to post it. But I wanted to share with you one of the final outcomes:

You are incurably insane. However, this puts you in a great position vis-a-vis grad school. You are accepted into Harvard's Dangerous Theology program, graduate with honors and a facial tic, and begin work as an assistant professor at an ominously scenic college in western New England.

I seem to end up incurably insane a lot. Or eaten by bears.