insufficiently thermal

I walked to school this morning and discovered halfway there that my braid had frozen stiff, in a lovely brittle s-curve. I was convinced it would snap off before I arrived.

If I develop very short hair over this winter, you'll know what happened.

Maybe it's time to start showering at night. Or using a hairdryer. Or making myself an electric hat. And electric socks while I'm at it.

Or perhaps I should ask my twin if she'll lend me Rufus Sewell and hot buttered rum.