REVISION!!

I have three papers due next week.

I have first drafts for all of them--crude, ugly things, with occasional lapses into CAPSLOCK and considerable gaps between logical statements.

I also have a pot full of tea, pens in five different colors, extensive amounts of willpower and silliness, and an unnerving tendency towards perfectionism.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get medieval on Emil Durkheim.