sigerson | the pie that passeth understanding

And what have we learned from our poll?

--Making up polls randomly is fun but rarely makes sense.
--Divinity is not fudge.
--The Battle of Hastings happened in 1066, not 1099. Something fun must have happened in 1099, but it probably didn’t involve screaming Normans. (I just typed “screaming Normas”. Ahem.)
--Numinous, according to my dictionary, is “indicating or suggesting the presence of a god-- spiritual, divine; inspiring awe and reverence—holy.” But I do like the vague and unreal vast number definition as well.
--Pie is good. Pie may well be the ultimate good.
--Nudity, either topless or full frontal, will be an integral element of my cult. By popular demand, you see.
--My cult will also involve, in no particular order, sheep, Swedish fish, omega points (awesome), cheese logs, cocoa, the Battle of Hastings, more nudity, tea, and silliness. I think I can do that.
--It will be difficult to simultaneously commit all seven deadly sins, despite its high score. Sloth just knocks out the will to do all that wrath-ing.

Now I just have to design and build a Penance Hat. If I get into div school, I’m buying a fuzzy Pope mitre.