it's sleepier than I am!

[sigerson]

My computer has, in the last two months, become so sloooooowwwww. Slow enough that it took it about twelve minutes to go from hibernate to active this morning.

I will bake a loaf of bread (or make an apple pie) for any person willing to come over and try to fix my poor slow laptop, Half-n-Clowns, in situ. Is it spyware? Viruses? programs not updated enough? something horrible and hardware-related that costs more than the computer itself?

Or maybe it just needs coffee. Do I pour it right on the keyboard or hook up a USB (Universal StarBucks) port?

Comments

[dafne99.livejournal.com]

I'd be willing to whore out my husband to fix it for you if you'd pay for the airfare. ;)

[sigerson.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, airplane-enabled computer whore...