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sigersonFor those of you on the Twonky filter, I'll post more about the Frog later this week. (and if you want on the filter, let me know!)
But for everyone else: What's the best and silliest ways that the following sentence can be completed:
"I like my [women/men] like I like my coffee:...
Current contenders, courtesy of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stealthmuffin and sen_no_ongaku and a generous helping of sleep deprivation:
"...available at the 7-11 for $1.99!"
"...carried over the mountains in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey!"
"...overpriced and topped with whipped cream!"
"...finely ground, steamed, and frothy!"
Any additions?
But for everyone else: What's the best and silliest ways that the following sentence can be completed:
"I like my [women/men] like I like my coffee:...
Current contenders, courtesy of
stealthmuffin and sen_no_ongaku and a generous helping of sleep deprivation:"...available at the 7-11 for $1.99!"
"...carried over the mountains in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey!"
"...overpriced and topped with whipped cream!"
"...finely ground, steamed, and frothy!"
Any additions?
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Date: 2010-09-30 02:33 am (UTC)"... made fresh every morning."
"... shade-grown, if you know what I mean and I think you do."
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Date: 2010-09-30 02:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:30 am (UTC)"...single-source, sustainably grown, and fairly traded!"
"...never on an empty stomach."
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Date: 2010-09-30 03:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:55 am (UTC)(I can't do caffeine.)
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Date: 2010-09-30 03:55 am (UTC)... Only in the morning
... Black, with lots of sugar
... Mass produced by a large corporation
... Old and stale
... Bitter
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Date: 2010-09-30 05:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 12:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 11:56 am (UTC)...brimming with natural flavor that's good to the last drop. Heh heh.
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Date: 2010-10-02 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 12:33 pm (UTC). . . tall, skinny, and upside-down.
. . . chock full o' nuts.
. . . free all day in the break room.
. . . shat out by cats.
. . . forgotten on the roof of my car.
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Date: 2010-09-30 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 12:46 pm (UTC)"...all natural; no additives."
"...able to make me quiver."
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:01 pm (UTC)or 's
"...light and bitter."
I'm so lucky!
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Date: 2010-09-30 01:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 02:03 pm (UTC)...frozen and served with a spade!
...in large glasses or small cups!
...hot enough to cause second-degree burns!
...with lots of cream - no, more than that. Keep going. I'll tell you when, all right? Mmm, cream...
...with sludge at the bottom! (Yeah, I went there. Ew.)
(And I think I'm already on the twonky filter, but if not, then yes please! :)
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Date: 2010-10-02 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 03:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-30 07:34 pm (UTC)And um, I can't think of anything that's funny and coffee-related right now. Oh, wait -- how about
...as intensely stimulating as possible.
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Date: 2010-10-02 03:35 am (UTC)heh hee hee hee you said stimulating...
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Date: 2010-09-30 11:19 pm (UTC)Coffee:men/women rejoinders:
...bottomless
...sweet, hot and dark
...first thing in the morning (every morning), and sometimes as a mid-afternoon treat
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Date: 2010-10-02 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-01 12:01 am (UTC)...weak and tepid.
...painful when dropped onto my crotch.
...invigorating.
...whipped.
...mouth-scaldingly hot.
...cold and left on the counter overnight. (oh god what does that even mean time to go to bed)
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Date: 2010-10-01 01:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-01 04:05 am (UTC)... with two lumps... and room for cream
Bah. Wit fails. But i seek the twonky filter, if i'm not already on it.
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Date: 2010-10-01 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 01:02 pm (UTC)This is G, spouse of Schreibergasse.
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Date: 2010-10-02 01:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-01 02:16 pm (UTC)Also, +1 on Twonky please? Trying to absorb experiences of others before we get into the procreation game :-)
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Date: 2010-10-02 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-01 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-03 02:16 am (UTC)French pressed?
Free trade?
Full-bodied, sweet and subtle?
Strong enough for a spoon to stand up in?
Tall, dark and perky?
With milk (and sugar)?
I'd love to be on the Twonky filter too. *hugs* to you all!
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Date: 2010-10-03 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-07 02:36 am (UTC)And of course, if you're Eddie Izzard, COVERED IN BEES!!