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[sigerson]

I can wear a corset.
I can swoosh in petticoats.
I can strut in a suit.

So why the hell am I incapable of keeping my damn bra straps in place?

I feel like I need to take Remedial Undergarments 101.


In other news, Mudpuppy my frankenbeanie now sits atop my work computer, ruling all he surveys.

Comments

[sal-sal.livejournal.com]

Heh!

I'd like to see what else would be taught in Remedial Undergarments 101. I'd much rather be taking that final in 3 hours than Russian 101.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

Week 1: Cotton, Lycra, and the Demonization of Spandex
Week 2: Lift and Separate, Divide and Conquer, or Just Jut: Brassiere Design in General
Week 3: History of Undergarments I: Loincloths and their Discontents
Week 4: History of Undergarments II: The Chastity Belt, or "Why Can't Johnny Wank?"
Week 5: History of Undergarments III: Corsetry, or Your Wife Needs More Boning
Week 6: History of Undergarments IV: Designing a Less-Flammable Bra
Week 7: History of Undergarments V: Madonna and the Outerwear Underwear
Week 8: Why You Need A Breathable Cotton Panel When Your Lungs Are Up Here
Week 9: Wedgies (lab section will be required)
Week 10: The Racerback and You
Week 11: (cross-listed with pre-med classes) That Itching Feeling
Week 12: The Physics of Pasties

Exam: All examinees must be prepared to disrobe. Use of a g-string, "banana warmer," or other similar items will result in immediate failure and mockery.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

This made me nearly cry with laughter. Oh yes, yes it did.

[kmunson779.livejournal.com]

Body Glue. (http://www.nylon-dreams.co.uk/sock_glue_body_adhesive.htm)

Or those handy little ribbon snap strap holder thingies sewn inside tops.

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, I have the same handicap.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Bras are meant to annoy us. ;)

That said, properly fitting bras don't slip and slide so much, but good luck finding a bra that fits properly in *this* country.